[Late-night host] is not really a job for a woman. You can't have kids and be a late-night host.I mean Samantha Bee has children, but you're there all day and all night. No one has a life outside of it. I would never try to have a family. I care much more about a career anyway, than having a family, so that's my own prerogative. It's just not something that a woman.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.