You don't mess with janitors, first of all, they have like 40 keys, and 1 is to a closet you don't want to be inside of.

The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied — so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared.

I hate that people assume guys are the only ones to want sex. Girls want sex, too, and that shouldn't be a problem.

Absolutely I'm going to be talking about it, because it's in the zeitgeist and it's happening. It's an election year. It's the biggest election. Every election is a big election, so whenever anybody says that it kinds of grates me, but it's a fiasco. It's turned into a complete circus act, so of course you have to make fun of it, but responsible journalists definitely are being irresponsible. They're giving [Donald Trump] so much air time.

You know what they say, when one door closes, another Belvedere opens.