... some of the best sex I can barely remember.
I'd like to go out for a cocktail... or seven.
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.
If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I love the gays! Everyone needs a good gay man in their life.