ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.

We're doing a bunch of shoots with kids about the election, about politics, about racism. I like to talk about heavy topics with kids because you find out what their parents are feeding them at home, and then you find out their quick reactions to things. It's so refreshing when kids are so honest.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not that weird. After all, he could be the father.

He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.