ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

I want to start saying bad words all the time!

A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.

I think reality television, unless it's inspirational, which it very rarely is, I think it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing state of affairs that we're in.

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

I don't think the problem is telling people you're on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.

I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?