I think everyone's afraid of public speaking. There have been times where I've come out of my own show and been like, 'Oh, God, what am I doing?' . . . You have to remind yourself that 'OK, I'm kind of a badass. I can handle it.'

It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.

I wanted to be a comedian, I wanted people to laugh at what I was saying, not to be staring at my boobs or wearing a skirt and show off my ... I just didn't think that that was the best way to get taken seriously in that world.

I'm not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it's on TV. That's not the issue.

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny.