I think everyone's afraid of public speaking. There have been times where I've come out of my own show and been like, 'Oh, God, what am I doing?' . . . You have to remind yourself that 'OK, I'm kind of a badass. I can handle it.'

A lot of amazing comedians that I've worked with just really follow their instincts and you can't really teach someone comedic timing. And you just kind of have it.

The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.