For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.

There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.