As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.
Chelsea HandlerWe spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing - a piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with her hillbilly cousin - no thank you. My family's very close; I can do that at home.
Chelsea HandlerI couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.
Chelsea HandlerMy message is strong and my belief is strong, in the fact that we can still be provocative and have fun and just get informed.
Chelsea HandlerHe was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better.
Chelsea Handler