For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

If you get into a customer service fight with a hooker, even if you're in the right, you're in the wrong.

If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.