We set up a bakery called Bad Boy Bakery, to cook on the inside to sell on the outside. It was huge, because it got them working. I'd give them a certificate to go back in the community with a skill. They could get a job. We set up a little bakery and it's gone crazy. I need to be that raw to do the glossy stuff. I need to get back to that kind of scenario.

Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.