I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.
I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.
A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.