Christina Aguilera finally announced her pregnancy. Thanks for waiting until your third trimester to get the word out—why not just wait until you’re crowning?

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.