I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.
Chelsea HandlerIt's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.
Chelsea HandlerI think the people in your life are the people that - when you can make other people happy and you can give things to your family and your friends, you know, that's really obviously what life is all about. But it doesn't have to be children. It doesn't have to be a husband. It can be whatever you make it.
Chelsea HandlerI probably do the most for the gay and lesbian community, or LGBT, but I don't have one that I focus on. I just try and kind of do a lot for different charities.
Chelsea Handler