A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.
Chelsea HandlerIt's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.
Chelsea HandlerI think being able to have follow-through, I think a lot of people who are in charge, that is the one quality that you can't forsake. You can get opinions, but you can't have too many cooks in the kitchen when you're envisioning something.
Chelsea HandlerIt's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.
Chelsea Handler