Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.

I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.

That just sends the wrong message to everybody. [Donald Trump] should have the least amount of air time.

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.