I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.
Chelsea HandlerYou get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.
Chelsea HandlerI can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.
Chelsea HandlerPaula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.
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