In a statement to the Associated Press earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn said she didn’t have a boyfriend. She said, ‘I’m keeping my options open.’ And by options, she meant legs.

Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

My whole life is reading tabloid magazines. It’s really sad, because that’s what my show is all about — what is going on with celebrities. So I have to know everything.

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.