You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.
Chelsea HandlerEveryone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.
Chelsea HandlerWe usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.
Chelsea HandlerNothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.
Chelsea HandlerObviously you want to be smart enough to take other people's advice and take that into consideration, and obviously try to surround yourself with people that are smarter than you. As far as sticking to your guns, I think there is no better advice than to just find something that you really give a s - about and then go do it.
Chelsea Handler