It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.
Chelsea HandlerI think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.
Chelsea HandlerGood Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs youโve come to expect from Jessica Alba.
Chelsea HandlerI don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.
Chelsea Handler