Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours o the morning when he would go surfing. He thought it might be fun to have me come watch. "Fun for who?" I wanted to ask. i had never asked him to come to Happy Hour and watch me drink.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.

You get photographed together when there's 25 people with you and people assume that you're having sex, which is definitely not the case.

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.