Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be. If someone is truly a loyal friend, then they wouldn't need to broadcast it; eventually, people will figure it out. I have a lot of good friends and not one of them has ever introduced themselves by saying, 'I'm a very good friend.'

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.

Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.