First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.

There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.

Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don't do meth, but maybe if they called meth 'Stefanie' I would!

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around but she doesn't have any patience for suffering unless it's her own.

Mexico's a great place to overcome a drug addiction.

People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.