First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.

I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

Absolutely I'm going to be talking about it, because it's in the zeitgeist and it's happening. It's an election year. It's the biggest election. Every election is a big election, so whenever anybody says that it kinds of grates me, but it's a fiasco. It's turned into a complete circus act, so of course you have to make fun of it, but responsible journalists definitely are being irresponsible. They're giving [Donald Trump] so much air time.