I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

There's tons of information on the Internet, so if you type in cancer, they'll give you 15, 000 different options to get involved with cancer. It's very easy to get involved if you want to get involved, especially to volunteer your time.

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.