Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with all-white meat.

Having a baby, it's like a five year commitment.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.

You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.

Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.