I'm not graceful either. I have no rhythm, I'm never on top.
Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.
Women don't have to be jealous of other women.
I tried to put myself up for adoption several times.
We women have to stick together.
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.