Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?
I want to start saying bad words all the time!
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
My life and my legs have been an open book.
People push my buttons, so I'm going to react.