According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with Ashley Olsen. He's going from bar to bar picking up women - how does he get them home? Does he put them on the handlebars, or does he have a banana seat?

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

Let's all help each other be a little bit better at being human beings.

Everyone is coming from a place of fear and my feeling is stop being so afraid. If something doesn't work then that's fine at least then you know it doesn't work. Don't worry so much about it not working, you can always fix that.

You've got guys on freeways with motorbikes with no helmets on, you can't drink until you're 21 and we wonder why so many youth are smoking f - ing cannabis, and you can start driving here at 15. How f - ed up is that?

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU