I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters

... some of the best sex I can barely remember.

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it.

Angelina Jolie’s older brother James Haven, the one she made out with, has a license plate on his SUV that reads Shiloh. Maybe it’s not that weird. After all, he could be the father.

Paula Abdul's really impatient to start a family. She says if she has to wait much longer she's going to go crazy-er.

It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.