I had to sit down and explain to [her friend] that AA was for quitters

Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.