Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.
I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.
Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl
My father has a high opinion of his opinion
If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.
There's a difference between watching a chef show, which doesn't feel like a reality show compared to the Housewives. Those shows can, I think, not only lower your IQ, but really just knock the wind out of you, because we're all here in this business.