I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything

It's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.

No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah.

I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.