I'm always happy to pitch in and do something. Everybody needs to be laughing a little.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

Is Heather McDonald your best friend? You better get a new one.

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.

Being that frank and being that open, there's more praise than there is negativity. It's just the negativity gets printed because you're straight and f - ing rude. It's not rude, it's just getting straight to the point.