Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.

There's tons of information on the Internet, so if you type in cancer, they'll give you 15, 000 different options to get involved with cancer. It's very easy to get involved if you want to get involved, especially to volunteer your time.

It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon just got themselves a marriage license. I think before she gets married again Pam needs to slow down and think about whether this is really the man she wants to spend three or four months of her life with.

I think reality television, unless it's inspirational, which it very rarely is, I think it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing state of affairs that we're in.

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.