Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.

I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes.

I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.

Let's all help each other be a little bit better at being human beings.

I think when I envisioned my documentaries, what I wanted to do when I left, I had no business doing those documentaries. I didn't know what I was doing. I was delving into an arena that I had no experience in, and Netflix paired me up with two documentarians that really executed my vision perfectly. That was great, to see that. All of a sudden I'm at Sundance, and those are premiering. I just thought, "Wow, they were four ideas I pitched one day, and now it's coming to fruition on this scale."