Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.

There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding.

For the gay and lesbian community, even though I'm not gay I think its really important to speak out for people that aren't necessarily dealing with the same circumstances you're dealing with and don't have the benefit of the health care system or the government that you do.

Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.

When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.

I would rather sit next to a transgender person and discuss why every single one I've met smells like a bar in the daytime than listen to people tell my why I want to have children and that I just don't know it yet. I do know, because I'm me and my feelings are the ones in my head. I don't want to have kids, and it's not a device to get attention or have conversations about it. I simply find children incredibly immature and, more often than not, dumb.

I haven't been manipulated. I did a documentary in prison years ago because I was so f - ed off with those lazy bastards in their bed for 18 hours a day, five dishes a day on a menu to choose from, playing soccer every day, going to the gym, watching movies.