If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

I will probably have sex with Eminem after the show is over. Probably, I dont see why I wouldnt. Im fair game, its not like Im that picky, youve seen the guys Ive dated. I like Swizz Beatz, just because I would like to yell out in bed, Swizz Beatz! Keep it coming!

As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.

According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.