If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny.

Sometimes, Chelsea, I wonder, how you get by from day to day. It's a good thing you're so voluptuous.

I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.

Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

According to Life & Style Weekly, 50 Cent may be working on Lindsay Lohan's next album. Finally, a match made in rap heaven. He's a convicted drug dealer who's been shot nine times, and she spent 84 minutes in prison. This is a big step for Lindsay. The last time Lindsay got near a black guy she ran over his foot.