If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?
Chelsea HandlerI look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.
Chelsea HandlerWhen you have a vision, you have to see it through, and you can make anything happen. You really can, especially in this [entertainment ] industry.
Chelsea Handler