I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

Obviously you want to be smart enough to take other people's advice and take that into consideration, and obviously try to surround yourself with people that are smarter than you. As far as sticking to your guns, I think there is no better advice than to just find something that you really give a s - about and then go do it.

According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with Ashley Olsen. He's going from bar to bar picking up women - how does he get them home? Does he put them on the handlebars, or does he have a banana seat?

Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.