If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.

I'm actually pretty good at tennis. Well, if I'm in the Special Olympics or something.

Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU

People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.