If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

This women/ killer was a testament to my theory that the crazier you are, the more calories you burn. That's why psychos are always so skinny.

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka.

We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

I think it's important to be authentic to who you are, and if you're inauthentic at all, people smell that from a mile away.

Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.

As you get older, then you finally come back around full circle when you don't give a s - anymore and you decide I'm going to just tell the truth to everybody. I don't give a s - if anybody likes me.