If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

Lydia was the kind of friend whom people referred to as a 'party favor' -- always fun to be around but she doesn't have any patience for suffering unless it's her own.

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.

Reality TV's pretty tricky for me. I don't really watch anything like that, because I think it's brain-sucking.

I have been on a life-long search of how to stay in shape without putting any effort into it whatsoever.

I had sex with a couple guys but it wasn't a baseball team. I saved that for my twenties.

Adults end up shading things and shading the truth, and you end up lying and telling people what they want to hear.