I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.
Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.