I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.