I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.