What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.