What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.