The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish
It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.