What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.