Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.