Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.