Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.