I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.