I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.