I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.