Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.