A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.