A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.