A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.