A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.