A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.