The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.