Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.