You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.