You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to keep people at least stabilized at a certain level.