It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.