It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

How much do I owe you?

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.