It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.