I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

How much do I owe you?

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.