What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.