Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

I learned a lot about handling fans from established stars.

How much do I owe you?

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars.