The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.

I guess I look so straight and normal nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching.