My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

How much do I owe you?

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.