My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.

With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.