I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.