I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.