No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.