When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.