The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.