I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.