The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.