I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.