I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.