I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.