Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.