Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
He told me just to keep the ball low.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.